Im going to note to anyone who passes this blog that i do not tag things! Because im very forgetful!
You can ask me to tag things, but remember a lot of things arent tagged bc i just genuinely forget the tag button exists!
Just a small warning :)
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic
psychic: these are hieroglyphics… the spirits are trying to communicate…
home inspector: you put new paint over old paint and now the old paint is bleeding through, that’s why you’re not supposed to do that
homeowner: my daughter’s room is always cold… cold like the dead…
home inspector: you put furniture on top of her heating vent
business owner: i got locked in the bathroom even though the door has no lock
home inspector: it has a lock. the lock is right there. on the knob.
Hi i have just binged four episodes and would like to report that BRIAN, CERTIFIED HOME INSPECTOR is my new hero for life
BRIAN
So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.
this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked
i didn’t know this til i looked up the video on youtube, but this dude is a super cool and accomplished musician! his name is Rushad Eggleston–wikipedia describes him as “an innovative musician who has changed the way the cello is played,“ but according to his personal website he’s a “cello goblin & otherworldly jester currently touring earth”
this changed my life
Cellists are on a different level of reality
Mm yes am here now @crwndsprkzy hi is shadow dis is origin blog I'm so fucking tired
